Archive for October, 2005

SESD Interviews

Saturday, October 29th, 2005

I applied for a job (Management/Information Systems Tech.) with the Sunnyvale School District a while back. They called me and scheduled a preliminary interview. It was very short…probably 5 minutes. They asked me a few questions and sent me on my way. I thought it was a bit too fast, but apparently not. I got a call the very next morning from them wanting me to do a final interview. So, judgement day is Friday. I’m excited. Whatever the outcome is, it’ll be a good experience.

I figure, if I can get a job that I would most likely be applying for after I’ve got my degree before I’ve got my degree, why not?! It’ll take a little longer for me to get that degree…but I’m in no hurry. No matter what I do, I’ll always be moving ahead. The degree will be ways away, but I’ll be building my resume/experience in return.

Map of Sunnyvale, CA

Update (7 Nov. 2005): I got second place in the SESD interviewing, which means the first place in not getting the job. Oh well! Was my first official interview, anyways. Good practice. :-)

Don’t Use Color Laser Printers For Your Subversive Activities

Wednesday, October 19th, 2005

Xerox DocuColor Tracking Dot Decoding Guide

List of Printer Which Do or Don’t Print Tracking Dots

InShape Clothes, Jabber, Spam

Wednesday, October 19th, 2005

Oh yeah. I went to Wal-Mart today and bought me a pair of “work-out” shorts and a “work-out” shirt. Now all I need is a duffle bag and I’ll look like a professional. I still couldn’t believe that the shorts were twice the price of the shirt, when they’re about half the material. Oh well.

Oh, and for those of you who want to do Jabber, but don’t know how, I’m working on a step-by-step guide using Gaim…just to make your life easier. I should have is posted by no later than the end of the week.

Sam brought to my attention the nice Google Page Rank my blog has. A nice fat ZERO…which translates to crap. Not that I care or anything, but I wonder if it has to do with me linking random words in my posts to websites related to them (like I did for Wal-Mart)? Oh well. I mean, hell…tuxsys.com has a 2!!! Take a look at that page!!! lol

Tire Issues

Monday, October 17th, 2005

Apparently Jorge’s neighbor was having issues changing the flat tire on his Ford Ranger. Keep in mind, this guy has “Disabled Veteran” license plates. Here’s a 30 second clip:

Frustrated Veteran Can’t Change His Tire

Note how you can hear him throw the wrench used to un-do the lug nuts.

InShape City

Monday, October 17th, 2005

Sam and I went to InShape City today. I have to be honest, I was a bit nervous at first. I got a quick tour of the place and a week guest pass. I rather like it. Since I’m a school employee, it’s $70 to join and $20 a month. I’m not sure what it is regularly, but that’s not bad…considering you get access to a personal trainer, group classes, and everything the gym has to offer. I’m gonna ride the rest of the week out and see how it goes. So far, I’m joining. It’s a matter of: Can I make a habit of going on a regular basis? I believe I can.

These People Shouldn’t Own A Computer

Monday, October 17th, 2005

Customer: I’m trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just doesn’t work. What am I doing wrong?
Tech support: OK, you’ve got the CD in the CD drive, right?
Customer: Yeah….
Tech support: And what sort of computer are you using?
Customer: Computer? Oh no, I haven’t got a computer. It’s in the CD player and all I get is weird noises. Listen…..
Tech support: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!


Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one…


Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note.
Customer: No .. wait a minute… I hadn’t inserted it yet… it’s still on my desk… sorry….


Tech support: Click on the ‘my computer’ icon on the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?


Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello… I can’t print.
Tech support: Would you click on “start” for me and…
Customer: Listen pal; don’t start getting technical on me! I’m not Bill Gates, damn it!


Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can’t print. Every time I try, it says ‘Can’t find printer’. I’ve even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can’t find it…


Customer : I have problems printing in red…
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah………………..thank you.


Tech support: What’s on your monitor now, ma’am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.


Customer : My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it’s plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can’t get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there’s another one here. Ah…that one does work


Tech support: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?


Customer: I can’t get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I’m sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.


Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That’s not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry…Internet Explorer.


Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.


Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I’m writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter ‘a’ in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?


A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: “No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.”


And last but not least:….
Tech support: “Okay Bob, let’s press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter “P” to bring up the Program Manager.”
Customer: I don’t have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: “P”…..on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I’M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!

Goodbye AOL

Sunday, October 16th, 2005

Our AOL account was finally cancelled…after the 3 years my dad’s work was paying for it.

Why?
Originally dad was using his AOL account for work e-mail, and they’d rather pay for his account than have him switch e-mail addresses. Of course, 3 months later they set up their own e-mail server, but kept paying the AOL bill until now.

What does this mean?
Since my AIM Screen Name was also my AOL Screen Name, it does not work any more, and I don’t quite feel like making a new AIM Screen Name.

Solution!
There are a few people who I talk to over AIM and would still like to. This just means they’ll have to get a Jabber account. :-D . Not to worry, friends. I will help you do just that.